If Ozzy invites you to a party you better show up.

Evidently Rob Zombie and Ozzy Osbourne threw a party last night for their fans before a show in Fargo, North Dakota hosted by PDL Productions. The conversation must have been great until Steve ( wanted for armed robbery) noticed that his buddy Carl ( wanted for aggravated assault) was there too. As old friends do they struck up a conversation about evading the law and beating women while drinking beer. It wasn't long before they began to see many old friends from nights spent in jail and bar brawls, all with outstanding warrants.

But, hey, its no big deal! After all this is a Ozzy/Zombie concert and that kind of crowd is typical. You can hardly expect a clean cut audience for someone who bites the head off of bats and doves. The party went great until CEO of PDL productions Sheriff Paul D. Laney pulled the ole' switcher-roo. Then the really party began as security guards turned into parole officers and deputy sheriffs and the warrant round up began.

Its good to know that the justice department is still stereotyping citizens. They are going to have a hell of time getting that indie kid with possession charges though because the bands he listens to are so pretentious they don't throw pre-parties for low life fans.

I can only hope they make a video of this. It would be a great follow to a night of "To Catch a Predator" re-runs.

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